The Good, The Bad and The Horny

Wednesday, August 25, 2010

I'm Back

Loads of sex the past few days so I actually had no time to write.

Headed out to watch a friends band over the weekend. No one worth giving any time to. This is what happens in a small, white trash town I guess. but the husband was so excited when I got home we ended up having quiet, don't disturb the niece sleeping on the couch sex.  It is weird when family sleeps over especially when they are old enough to know what sex is all about. She chooses to think that has never happened and the kids were delivered via stork.

I am thinking that more time spent hanging out will actual get me more sex. Dressing to go to a bar and watch a band, wearing more makeup than usual, doing my hair, will actually get my husband more excited, hence more attention paid to my pussy. Only took me 18 years to figure it out.

Thankfully we have always had sex. My friends all know that sex is something I will not do without which is why I had a drawer filled with things to make me cum at any time of the day. It is crazy to know how many of my friends don't miss sex, don't want sex or "I don't care if I never have it again for the rest of my life."  Sex is important to most relationships but never more important than when you aren't getting it! 

I know I am not the norm when it comes to females. I NEED it. But men on the other hand, think about it every 3 minutes. If your man is not getting sex from you, know that he will or is thinking about getting it from someone. Which is probably why I know 4 people going through separations or divorces this year. 

So, the moral of this story is....
Families that have Sex Together, Stay Together.

6 comments:

  1. Damn
    I'm only allowed to think of it every 3 minutes? Shit I am over thinking this then

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  2. Sage, Totally came up with 3 randomly. I think it has been scientifically proven to be 2 but yeah, babe, if it is more than 2-3 you aren't having time to think about the urge to take a piss. Hopefully, you aren't spoiling too many pairs of underwear.

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  3. Well, my partner was complaining that I'm thinking too much on SEX .. Hmm, maybe she in the category of "don't miss sex" ..

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  4. Hey even a small town can have some surprises!

    When a wife gets dressed up one of two things always happens with a husband.
    That is:
    (1) He gets angry and jealous. OR
    (2) He gets really horny.

    I'm for #2.

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  5. Chris, Maybe life has just gotten in the way. Sounds like it's time to set up a special night. Most Women are very responsive to guys who put in a little effort.

    Dave, And I am sure you wife is a very happy woman.

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