The Good, The Bad and The Horny

Tuesday, September 28, 2010

Oh Yeah - Hot Photo Of The Day

It's Not Going to Lick Itself!
Wish that was me being pleasured!

Monday, September 27, 2010

Ask Me Anything Questions Answered

For my Ask Me Anything Section, the questions this week was asked by H of Hands in My Pants and Other Lustful Desires .

Thanks H, for taking the time to write. I appreciate it.

Well, lets begin shall we.

1. What is the raunchiest sexual thing you ever had done to you?
Not sure if this constitutes raunchy in everyone else's book but for me it was nasty and I still remember it vividly. The first guy I ever lived with (I've lived with 3 boyfriends) decided to do some food play one day. We used chocolate syrup, whipped cream on each other and licked it off. It was fun but a little sticky and messy for me. All was good until he decided he was going to fuck me with a peeled banana. It was interesting at first and he was really into it pushing this thing in and out of me. Have you ever seen what happens to bananas when you push them down with a fork? Well, the banana became mushy, almost liquefied and I spent the next few minutes pushing out baby food. This was not cool and I never wanted to play with food again. The only thing that would have made this worth it, would have been if he had sucked the banana out himself!
2. What is the raunchiest thing you ever did to another?
Funny H. I guess it would have been the time I was dating this guy Dave! I was still living but not with anymore the guy from question 1. I had moved out of the bedroom and was sleeping in my own bedroom and we had agreed that we would not bring anyone to the apartment until one of us moved out.  He was still living home which meant we spent a lot of time having sex in cars. There was something about this guy that was so unbelievably hot to me. Maybe it was because we had to find creative ways to spend alone time together or maybe it was the tattoos and big, hard cock! No idea but I found him super hot. One night we headed to Hoboken to hang out at a bar. Afterward we headed to the train station having left his car home that evening since it was one stop on the train and hard to find parking. I knew that we wouldn't be able to have sex that night and like I said, I was hot for him so when we were walking to the train station, I grabbed him and lead him away from the stairs. We ended up behind some factory. When we found a semi secluded area I unbuttoned his pants and found him already hard. I leaned down and put my mouth on his cock. His back was up against a car and I sucked him until he was about to come. Then I pulled my skirt up and backed up onto his ready cock. With my hands wrapped around my ankles, he thrust into me. Eventually he put a condom on and I grabbed hold of the front of the car to get fucked. I felt him enter me and explode. Just as he finished coming a flashlight turned on and we heard "hey". Two cops walked up to us and I swore we were about to be arrested. One cop put his hand on my guys shoulder and told us to have a great night! Awesome cops thank God!

3. What sexual fantasy do you have that you never told anyone. 
None! My husband has heard my fantasy. I want to be a warden in a mens prison and take a random prisoner through his cell bars every night. Have them eat my pussy and fuck me through the bars while my guards stand guard making sure I'm not attacked. Of course in my fantasy the guys are all hot, muscular, well endowed and as Queensryche says, "their only crime was being in the wrong place at the wrong time".

4. Name one thing that you would never do sexually? 
I hate to use the word never because well, you just never know. Ha I used it damn it. Well, I would never have sex with an animal unless he was two legged (haha If you are going to have sex with me, please be an animal). Also, no yellow showers vomit or anything to do with shit ( I don't judge, it might be good for you, but it's a no no with me)! Well, that is about it! Everything else is a go depending on the circumstances.  I believe in the right situation, depending on the tide and the alignment of the planets anything can happen.

So now I have a question for you. What is something you wish someone would do to/for you?

Thursday, September 23, 2010

Ask Me - Questions for Angel Session 2

BTW..I found a nice, little annoying graphic for ya too!

Whether is is something you want to know about me, women, sex, positions, or just curiosity, ask away. Hopefully you all can come up with some juicy questions that might open up a whole new area of thought.

I look forward to any and all questions.

Friday, September 17, 2010

Half Naked in My New Lingerie

It's funny, I have been with my husband for 13 years and together for 19 yet, I never knew lingerie turned him on. This sexy little number and another pink one which I haven't taken pictures of yet really got me a good tongue lashing. It was so good that his tongue is a little bit sore today poor baby. Oh well, a day to heal and back to business!

Sexy no? Virginal white and hot red are a great combination.

Wednesday, September 8, 2010

Sexual Healing Day 2

Have you ever fucked so hard that you put yourself out of comission?

Well, we had to take two days off because of some dry humping that ensued prior to sex this weekend. Sore parts were literally untouchable on the both of us. Hopefully, we can resume our adult activities soon!

My sore lady parts need a kiss!

Saturday, September 4, 2010

Woo Whooooo I Got My First Ask Me Anything Question

The first question was asked by Ocean Sailor and it is:

You stated in your first post that you and your husband discussed bringing a third person into your bedroom. Was this your idea or his? If yours, how did your broach the subject? If his, how did he broach the subject to you?


I am so glad you asked. The first time that I can remember it most vividly although I am sure it happened before this was on my honeymoon. The water aerobic instructor had a flirty thing going and my husband suggested going down to the bar to see if he was around or something like that. It is over 13 years ago and a lot has happened since than so I don't remember exact details.

In the beginning I thought, maybe he doesn't "really love me" or "is he interested in seeing another guy" because I know most men fantasize about two girls. 

After he explained that he wanted to watch me being pleased and how most guys fantasize about other woman but that I "star in most of his fantasies" I better understood. It was never a turn off because I think most woman dream of this scenario. Although in the past my scenario never included him as one of the guys because, well, that would be reality, I have come to like this play talk that we have in the bedroom. 

So, to answer your question, it was a slow process. It was never really broached, it just sort of came about from his mentioning it. There was a time when he was much younger (we were friends for a long time before we got married) that I was trying to get something going with a friend of his and him but he wasn't interested at the time and I remember a little about that. When I broached it then, the three of us were talking about sex and fantasies when I joked about my two guy thing. The other guy said, he was interested but my hub (who was my friend with benefits at the time) not so much. 

Sex with two guys sounds like a lot of fun. I would love feeling all those hands on my body. If in the right situation and if it just kind of happened, I would definitely jump in.

Friday, September 3, 2010

Ask Me - Questions for Angel Session 1

Hey everyone, I was searching for content and decided why, rack my brain? I would love to do a Dear Angel Column where you can ask any question and I will answer it to the best of my ability.

BTW..I found a nice, little annoying graphic for ya too!

Whether is is something you want to know about me, women, sex, positions, or just curiosity, ask away. Hopefully you all can come up with some juicy questions that might open up a whole new area of thought.

I look forward to any and all questions.