The Good, The Bad and The Horny

Monday, September 27, 2010

Ask Me Anything Questions Answered

For my Ask Me Anything Section, the questions this week was asked by H of Hands in My Pants and Other Lustful Desires .

Thanks H, for taking the time to write. I appreciate it.

Well, lets begin shall we.

1. What is the raunchiest sexual thing you ever had done to you?
Not sure if this constitutes raunchy in everyone else's book but for me it was nasty and I still remember it vividly. The first guy I ever lived with (I've lived with 3 boyfriends) decided to do some food play one day. We used chocolate syrup, whipped cream on each other and licked it off. It was fun but a little sticky and messy for me. All was good until he decided he was going to fuck me with a peeled banana. It was interesting at first and he was really into it pushing this thing in and out of me. Have you ever seen what happens to bananas when you push them down with a fork? Well, the banana became mushy, almost liquefied and I spent the next few minutes pushing out baby food. This was not cool and I never wanted to play with food again. The only thing that would have made this worth it, would have been if he had sucked the banana out himself!
2. What is the raunchiest thing you ever did to another?
Funny H. I guess it would have been the time I was dating this guy Dave! I was still living but not with anymore the guy from question 1. I had moved out of the bedroom and was sleeping in my own bedroom and we had agreed that we would not bring anyone to the apartment until one of us moved out.  He was still living home which meant we spent a lot of time having sex in cars. There was something about this guy that was so unbelievably hot to me. Maybe it was because we had to find creative ways to spend alone time together or maybe it was the tattoos and big, hard cock! No idea but I found him super hot. One night we headed to Hoboken to hang out at a bar. Afterward we headed to the train station having left his car home that evening since it was one stop on the train and hard to find parking. I knew that we wouldn't be able to have sex that night and like I said, I was hot for him so when we were walking to the train station, I grabbed him and lead him away from the stairs. We ended up behind some factory. When we found a semi secluded area I unbuttoned his pants and found him already hard. I leaned down and put my mouth on his cock. His back was up against a car and I sucked him until he was about to come. Then I pulled my skirt up and backed up onto his ready cock. With my hands wrapped around my ankles, he thrust into me. Eventually he put a condom on and I grabbed hold of the front of the car to get fucked. I felt him enter me and explode. Just as he finished coming a flashlight turned on and we heard "hey". Two cops walked up to us and I swore we were about to be arrested. One cop put his hand on my guys shoulder and told us to have a great night! Awesome cops thank God!

3. What sexual fantasy do you have that you never told anyone. 
None! My husband has heard my fantasy. I want to be a warden in a mens prison and take a random prisoner through his cell bars every night. Have them eat my pussy and fuck me through the bars while my guards stand guard making sure I'm not attacked. Of course in my fantasy the guys are all hot, muscular, well endowed and as Queensryche says, "their only crime was being in the wrong place at the wrong time".

4. Name one thing that you would never do sexually? 
I hate to use the word never because well, you just never know. Ha I used it damn it. Well, I would never have sex with an animal unless he was two legged (haha If you are going to have sex with me, please be an animal). Also, no yellow showers vomit or anything to do with shit ( I don't judge, it might be good for you, but it's a no no with me)! Well, that is about it! Everything else is a go depending on the circumstances.  I believe in the right situation, depending on the tide and the alignment of the planets anything can happen.

So now I have a question for you. What is something you wish someone would do to/for you?


  1. Love your answers, and thanks for answering.
    So to answer your question in kind;

    I have this fantasy of being dominated by a woman, she forces me to wear her panties, she is in total control of me, she has me eat her pussy in every way possible until she is completely satisfied, then she puts on a strap-on dildo and fucks my ass.

    Never done it, never told anyone, so don't tell anyone :)

  2. I have a fantasy of having my nipples sucked until I cum. Also would like to try a mfm 3some where we do a DP.

    Great blog, by the way!

  3. H, Don't worry honey; I won't tell if you don't.

    Marcus, Umm...could you cum by having your nipples sucked? This happened to me only one time. I was 17 and it was my first boyfriend. I was still a virgin at the time and it was in my families living room. I was worried about someone coming up and seeing so that may have been part of the thrill.

  4. Angel, I'm not sure, but I hope to find out. I've recently discovered the pleasures of stimulating my own nipples and know from experience that anything I can do to myself gets magnified when someone else is doing it to me. That must have been quite a surprise to have an orgasm unexpectedly like that just from nipple stimulation, it was obviously a memorable experience :)

  5. Sounds like you have a mission on your hands. If you find out, let me know. I would be interested to see if you can.

    Yes, It was memorable and the only time it ever happened.

  6. I've been on a mission ever since I found out that this was possible, although I hear it is more common for women to be able to do this. It has been fun trying.
    Will definitely let you know!