The Good, The Bad and The Horny

Friday, November 19, 2010

Hellooooooo Anybody There????????

Happy Friday everyone.
I've been gone for a while for many reason. Most were life got in the way. My Angel side had loads to do with the holiday coming in less than 35 days.

Crap can you believe it.

My naughty side had to take a back seat so to speak. Feeling better these days so I hope to return to the sexy side in a bit. Until then,

Gobble Gobble

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Wednesday, November 3, 2010

Sex Toy Day - Claim Yours Free

A day made totally for me.

Who even knew there was such a day? My Pleasure is giving away 1,000 free sex toys tomorrow. Head over to Sex Toy Day 2010 and get vibed.

Saturday, October 16, 2010

Pieces of Me - Me

It's me well, me behind the mask. Meow!!!! Care to pet this kitty. I do the hands of my husband cover my mouth more often than not. It's a small house, no need to wake the mice.

Friday, October 15, 2010

Pieces of Me - Just a Boob

It was looking rather perky without a bra on in my tan t-shirt so I just had a grab a quick shot! Not bad considering they are 44 years old.

Tomorrow....the eyes have it.

Thursday, October 7, 2010

My Personal Arsenal

I love my toys! I am a big kid and toys are very important to me which is why I am always surprised when one of my girlfriends say they don't have one, never had one, or that their man don't like them.

First, I don't remember ever not having one. I was 15 and using my electric shaver to get off when everyone else in the house was sleeping. I would pull off the razor part, and the little piece that made the razor move was my personal clit toy. I loved it.

Second, if you never had one, you are missing out honey. Every girl needs a toy. If you don't know your own pussy and what makes it purr, you will never really be able to enjoy sex. Plus, what about all those times you are just horny. You need at least one!

Third and the most important one in my eyes. If a man says he doesn't like toys, he is insecure about his abilities to rock your world. And, who the hell cares if HE doesn't like it. It isn't being used on him (unless he wants it) so...fuck that. I will never understand a woman who will not get herself a toy because he man doesn't like it. I think a lot more woman would be willing to have sex if they knew they were going to cum.

I will NEVER, have NEVER, and plan on NEVER faking an orgasm. However, I have only cum from intercourse two times in my life. It's unfortunate, but true. With that said, I love cumming. Seriously who doesn't. Plus, cumming with a cock inside me is one of the best things in my little world. So, thank God my husband and everyone who came before him were man enough to understand, accept, and use the toys that I pull out of my drawer. My husband has no problem with the toys at all.

Want to see my arsenal of toys?

I'll show you. I've never showed anyone else.

Come on, come with me.

Take my hand...let's go into the bedroom....

Right in this drawer, lets take them out...

ahhhh....there they are...

They only one missing is the one in my car just in case. It is just a little rocket type.

So, which one do you want to use on me?

Sunday, October 3, 2010

Oh My....And What are you Sporting?

Dirty thoughts abound with the likes of these hotties.

What is it about well built men in jeans with no shirt? I have no idea. Maybe my lusty thoughts started with the Marlboro Man waaayy back in my childhood. I like my men, manly. Plaid shirts, jeans, work boots and musky. No, I'm not saying I like BO. I like the natural clean scent of a MAN! There isn't really a part of me that would be with a woman. Woman are too soft for me as one of my favorite things about a man is the differences in our bodies.

The first thing I notice on a guy is his face. If I find him hot I will take in the whole package, chest, legs, height, etc. However, even if I don't find him hot! I will look at his package anyway. Does he have a bulge? Is his package to the right, left or unseen? If it is unseen that will be the last glance. However, if there is a bulge, I will continue looking.

Knowing that most men, when they talk to you, check out your chest according to my husband, I see nothing wrong with taking a glance. I don't agree with him that all men check out breasts, some are more cool about it than others.

I have polled my friends to see if my interest in bulges is normal, but the last 6 polled say no. They don't notice. Does this make me odd? Am I a freak? Sex addict? No, I think this just makes me very sexual. I seriously want to know what everyone is sporting in their pants. Also, I feel like by looking at a guys face, I can tell what kind of cock he has. It is short, fat, big headed, pink, brown, circumcised?  I think I can tell. Has it been tested yet? No! But, it would be interesting to see how many I could get right.

WOW! Wow! Wow, wonder what this would look like in pants

Tuesday, September 28, 2010

Oh Yeah - Hot Photo Of The Day

It's Not Going to Lick Itself!
Wish that was me being pleasured!

Monday, September 27, 2010

Ask Me Anything Questions Answered

For my Ask Me Anything Section, the questions this week was asked by H of Hands in My Pants and Other Lustful Desires .

Thanks H, for taking the time to write. I appreciate it.

Well, lets begin shall we.

1. What is the raunchiest sexual thing you ever had done to you?
Not sure if this constitutes raunchy in everyone else's book but for me it was nasty and I still remember it vividly. The first guy I ever lived with (I've lived with 3 boyfriends) decided to do some food play one day. We used chocolate syrup, whipped cream on each other and licked it off. It was fun but a little sticky and messy for me. All was good until he decided he was going to fuck me with a peeled banana. It was interesting at first and he was really into it pushing this thing in and out of me. Have you ever seen what happens to bananas when you push them down with a fork? Well, the banana became mushy, almost liquefied and I spent the next few minutes pushing out baby food. This was not cool and I never wanted to play with food again. The only thing that would have made this worth it, would have been if he had sucked the banana out himself!
2. What is the raunchiest thing you ever did to another?
Funny H. I guess it would have been the time I was dating this guy Dave! I was still living but not with anymore the guy from question 1. I had moved out of the bedroom and was sleeping in my own bedroom and we had agreed that we would not bring anyone to the apartment until one of us moved out.  He was still living home which meant we spent a lot of time having sex in cars. There was something about this guy that was so unbelievably hot to me. Maybe it was because we had to find creative ways to spend alone time together or maybe it was the tattoos and big, hard cock! No idea but I found him super hot. One night we headed to Hoboken to hang out at a bar. Afterward we headed to the train station having left his car home that evening since it was one stop on the train and hard to find parking. I knew that we wouldn't be able to have sex that night and like I said, I was hot for him so when we were walking to the train station, I grabbed him and lead him away from the stairs. We ended up behind some factory. When we found a semi secluded area I unbuttoned his pants and found him already hard. I leaned down and put my mouth on his cock. His back was up against a car and I sucked him until he was about to come. Then I pulled my skirt up and backed up onto his ready cock. With my hands wrapped around my ankles, he thrust into me. Eventually he put a condom on and I grabbed hold of the front of the car to get fucked. I felt him enter me and explode. Just as he finished coming a flashlight turned on and we heard "hey". Two cops walked up to us and I swore we were about to be arrested. One cop put his hand on my guys shoulder and told us to have a great night! Awesome cops thank God!

3. What sexual fantasy do you have that you never told anyone. 
None! My husband has heard my fantasy. I want to be a warden in a mens prison and take a random prisoner through his cell bars every night. Have them eat my pussy and fuck me through the bars while my guards stand guard making sure I'm not attacked. Of course in my fantasy the guys are all hot, muscular, well endowed and as Queensryche says, "their only crime was being in the wrong place at the wrong time".

4. Name one thing that you would never do sexually? 
I hate to use the word never because well, you just never know. Ha I used it damn it. Well, I would never have sex with an animal unless he was two legged (haha If you are going to have sex with me, please be an animal). Also, no yellow showers vomit or anything to do with shit ( I don't judge, it might be good for you, but it's a no no with me)! Well, that is about it! Everything else is a go depending on the circumstances.  I believe in the right situation, depending on the tide and the alignment of the planets anything can happen.

So now I have a question for you. What is something you wish someone would do to/for you?

Thursday, September 23, 2010

Ask Me - Questions for Angel Session 2

BTW..I found a nice, little annoying graphic for ya too!

Whether is is something you want to know about me, women, sex, positions, or just curiosity, ask away. Hopefully you all can come up with some juicy questions that might open up a whole new area of thought.

I look forward to any and all questions.

Friday, September 17, 2010

Half Naked in My New Lingerie

It's funny, I have been with my husband for 13 years and together for 19 yet, I never knew lingerie turned him on. This sexy little number and another pink one which I haven't taken pictures of yet really got me a good tongue lashing. It was so good that his tongue is a little bit sore today poor baby. Oh well, a day to heal and back to business!

Sexy no? Virginal white and hot red are a great combination.

Wednesday, September 8, 2010

Sexual Healing Day 2

Have you ever fucked so hard that you put yourself out of comission?

Well, we had to take two days off because of some dry humping that ensued prior to sex this weekend. Sore parts were literally untouchable on the both of us. Hopefully, we can resume our adult activities soon!

My sore lady parts need a kiss!

Saturday, September 4, 2010

Woo Whooooo I Got My First Ask Me Anything Question

The first question was asked by Ocean Sailor and it is:

You stated in your first post that you and your husband discussed bringing a third person into your bedroom. Was this your idea or his? If yours, how did your broach the subject? If his, how did he broach the subject to you?


I am so glad you asked. The first time that I can remember it most vividly although I am sure it happened before this was on my honeymoon. The water aerobic instructor had a flirty thing going and my husband suggested going down to the bar to see if he was around or something like that. It is over 13 years ago and a lot has happened since than so I don't remember exact details.

In the beginning I thought, maybe he doesn't "really love me" or "is he interested in seeing another guy" because I know most men fantasize about two girls. 

After he explained that he wanted to watch me being pleased and how most guys fantasize about other woman but that I "star in most of his fantasies" I better understood. It was never a turn off because I think most woman dream of this scenario. Although in the past my scenario never included him as one of the guys because, well, that would be reality, I have come to like this play talk that we have in the bedroom. 

So, to answer your question, it was a slow process. It was never really broached, it just sort of came about from his mentioning it. There was a time when he was much younger (we were friends for a long time before we got married) that I was trying to get something going with a friend of his and him but he wasn't interested at the time and I remember a little about that. When I broached it then, the three of us were talking about sex and fantasies when I joked about my two guy thing. The other guy said, he was interested but my hub (who was my friend with benefits at the time) not so much. 

Sex with two guys sounds like a lot of fun. I would love feeling all those hands on my body. If in the right situation and if it just kind of happened, I would definitely jump in.

Friday, September 3, 2010

Ask Me - Questions for Angel Session 1

Hey everyone, I was searching for content and decided why, rack my brain? I would love to do a Dear Angel Column where you can ask any question and I will answer it to the best of my ability.

BTW..I found a nice, little annoying graphic for ya too!

Whether is is something you want to know about me, women, sex, positions, or just curiosity, ask away. Hopefully you all can come up with some juicy questions that might open up a whole new area of thought.

I look forward to any and all questions.

Tuesday, August 31, 2010

Eye Candy Of The Day!

I seriously don't care who this is but I want to climb all over him. Sexy pictures that titillate or excite are so easy to find on the internet. There is something about jeans and no shirt!  The hand inserted in the fly and the fingers under the waist band are super hot!

When I was a teen, I remember that feeling of putting your fingers in your boyfriend's waist and feeling just the tip of his penis, his pre-cum moistening up his underwear and the dry humping that would ensue afterwards. Ummm...that was fun! Good memories! 

My first time and was in the back of a car. It was with my boyfriend of 1.5 years (it was his first time too). I was a month away from my 18th birthday.  It was extremely uncomfortable and I don't remember why we chose that particular moment to "Do It" but I remember the stick shift was in the way and we never really got comfortable. Fortunately it was quick.

Do you remember your first time?

Monday, August 30, 2010

Sexy Heels

I am not really one to rock the heels. Mostly it is because I have a bad back, bad knees (probably from too much praying!) but I do love the look of heels.

As a petite chick heels were a big part of my youth. I am 4'11" and if I didn't wear heels I came up to most folk's navels.

Maybe it is time to revisit the heel. They always make you feel sexy and make your legs look shapely and give an overall thinner appearance. Perhaps some sexy heels should be on my next shopping list.

Anyone into heels? Should a woman wear bother wearing them to bed or are guys totally disinterested in the heel thing?

Do you find ankle bracelets sexy?

Sunday, August 29, 2010

A Good Tongue Lashing

Last night I got the tongue lashing of my life. It was late, I was tired. The husband offered. I said, "Ok"! Really, who would turn down a tongue lashing?

It was one of those where your toes stay curled for the duration. I remember telling him that I probably wouldn't be able to cum because I was so tired. I ended up eating my words and he eat a lot more than words.

It was amazing and so worth losing a few minutes of sleep over.

Is there really anything better than really good pussy eating? I think not my friends!!

BTW...on a side note: I know this animation of Gene is pretty bad. It is actually horrible but that tongue! Just imagine the things this guy can do with that thing!

Wednesday, August 25, 2010

I'm Back

Loads of sex the past few days so I actually had no time to write.

Headed out to watch a friends band over the weekend. No one worth giving any time to. This is what happens in a small, white trash town I guess. but the husband was so excited when I got home we ended up having quiet, don't disturb the niece sleeping on the couch sex.  It is weird when family sleeps over especially when they are old enough to know what sex is all about. She chooses to think that has never happened and the kids were delivered via stork.

I am thinking that more time spent hanging out will actual get me more sex. Dressing to go to a bar and watch a band, wearing more makeup than usual, doing my hair, will actually get my husband more excited, hence more attention paid to my pussy. Only took me 18 years to figure it out.

Thankfully we have always had sex. My friends all know that sex is something I will not do without which is why I had a drawer filled with things to make me cum at any time of the day. It is crazy to know how many of my friends don't miss sex, don't want sex or "I don't care if I never have it again for the rest of my life."  Sex is important to most relationships but never more important than when you aren't getting it! 

I know I am not the norm when it comes to females. I NEED it. But men on the other hand, think about it every 3 minutes. If your man is not getting sex from you, know that he will or is thinking about getting it from someone. Which is probably why I know 4 people going through separations or divorces this year. 

So, the moral of this story is....
Families that have Sex Together, Stay Together.

Wednesday, August 18, 2010

One Night Stand Fantasy

He took a lazy drag from his cigarette and leaned against the pillow. The smell of stale beer and nicotine lingered in the air as she grabbed for her pants which where laying on the floor where she had taken them off. They met last night at a bar on the East Side.

She wandered in about 9:00 p.m. dressed to thrill and looking for a good time. She spotted him right away playing pool. He was exactly the type she was looking for. Tight jeans, T-Shirt, Tats and full of swagger. He didn't appear to be with anyone so she ordered a beer and sat near the pool table.

He came closer to get his shot and eyed her before saying "excuse me". He leaned in about a millimeter next to her and put the ball in the pocket. She took a swig while watching him. He moved but looked back at her. Perfect the cat and mouse game was underway well ahead of schedule.

He cleared the table and put his pool cue against the wall, making his way to the bar. He was hot! She could tell by the way he moved that sex with him would be just the thing to get her through the night. Sex was like a drug. She needed it! Wanted it! And damn it, tonight if she played her cards right, she would get it. She smiled as she noticed him walking back to her holding two beers.

"What's your name?" He asked handing her the beer.
"Angel, I  know it sounds fake but I promise you, it's real." she tells him before taking a swig.
"Thanks for the beer." By the way, she says touching her bottle to his.

Standing in front of  her, he touches his bottle to her leg, "you live close by? I've never seen you here before."

"Nope, just passing by"  she says watching his eyes. "Do you live close by?"

He licks his lips and says, "yeah."  He takes her hand and pulls her into a standing position.

She leans her head against his chest and feels his body crushing against hers, his beer bottle against her back. They drain the rest of their bottles, place them on the bar and head out the door.

Walking hand in hand they hit the street as he swings her around so her back is against the wall.  He holds her hands above her head and kisses her hard and deep. The hardness of the wall and the hardness of his cock make her weak.

His kisses are wet and hard, releasing her hands he puts them on her hips and grinds into her. She has her fingers on his belt hoops as he releases her mouth.

Taking her hand he leads her to an apartment building. He opens the door and pulls her in behind him. They head into the elevator and he gets her in the corner, crushing against her and turning her head up for more deep, kissing. His tongue dances with hers as she craves more. His cock is pressed against her and she feels the breath catch in his throat.

The elevator door opens and they step out. He leads her to his door and opens the lock stepping in. Putting his keys on the table he grabs two beers from the refrigerator. She doesn't want to talk, she wants to fuck and she wants to fuck now.

He walks toward her with the beer holding it out for her. She is looking for the bedroom, she spots it and makes her way down the hall. He follows and she takes the beer. She sits on the end of the bed and reaches for him as he takes a long, hard swig from his bottle.

She takes a swig and puts the beer down on the floor. Opening his button and unzipping his pants she releases his penis, sliding his pants down to his hips.

With beer in her mouth she takes his cock into it letting the beer wash over it. She loves sucking cock and knowing how little control men have when they are getting their cock sucked.

He drinks again and leans over putting his beer down. He plays with her tits through her shirt as she sucks his cock.  His hands are on her hair and he is pumping her mouth. The last thing she wants is to waste a good fuck on a blow job! He better not come until he fucks her hard and good. She repositions and pulls his pants further down as he leans down to undo her shirt buttons.

She releases him from her mouth and says, "fuck me."

Not having to ask him twice, he removes his pants as she is already stepping out of hers. He picks her up takes them to the center of the bed. Placing her down and removing her underwear he moves further down. She feels his breath on her thigh and anticipates his next move. He is going to kiss his way back to her neatly shaved pussy. He does!

She feels his tongue on her clit and his lips as he sucks her into his mouth. The wetness and coolness of his mouth on her makes her want him even more. He licks her clit for 4 minutes, normally she would want this but what she wants right now is to be fucked. To feel a man lying on top of her, taking charge of her body and mind and really fucking her.

She reaches down and pulls his face up to hers. He kisses her. She says, "Fuck me, hard!"

He reaches down and she feels his cock entering her. The head of it slips in from the wetness of him and her and then he is fully inside her. She throws her legs around him and pulls him in deeper. "Fuck me!"

Pulling himself up on his arms he flips her over. She is on all fours and feels him bury himself back inside her. Ahhhh...the feeling of being completely and utterly rammed by a man makes her weak. The feeling of his cock inside her, his breath in her hair, his arms on either side of her and herself completely vulnerable make her cum. She rocks back and forth with him, loving his strength and endurance. He finally cums and lays against her. Her arms get tired and she slowly lowers them both to the bed. He rolls off her and reaches for his beer.

They fuck three more times before the morning. When he wakes he rolls over and tries to kiss her but she is already reaching for her pants. "Can I call you?" He asks her as she grabs her bag.

"Nah" she says making her way to the door "but maybe we will run into each other again." she tells him before shutting his apartment door. Already knowing that tomorrow she will go to a different bar, meet a different guy and end up in a different apartment saying the same thing.

Sunday, August 15, 2010

Double Standards?

Why is it that I found this....

so repulsive?

But this....

So Hot!!!!

I think seeing some old geezer, on a young, vibrant hot chick is repulsive. Is anyone getting turned on by this?

However, the Moms and Young Boy sites, are smoking especially when Mom is surrounded by a bunch of young studs.

Is it wrong for me to have this double standard?

Saturday, August 14, 2010

Pieces of Me

So, I turned 44 and while I am not feeling old, I am feeling tired. The hub and I were trying to get it on but it is hard with kids in the house during the day.

So, feeling sexy after rubbing against him for a while, I stepped into the bathroom to snap some quick pics. He is taking a nap for now, hopefully tonight, we can finish what we started.

My desire for tonight is loads of clitoral play and possible vibrator while he is inside me. I love using one when we have sex so I can cum hard.

Wednesday, August 11, 2010

The Neighbor and the Pool Fantasy

This weekend while watching my neighbor clean his pool all alone I couldn't help but play a little scenario in my head.

I make my way through my back yard, the fence separating our yards disappears. He is finally relaxing after spending an hour cleaning the pool. His eyes are closed. I make my way up the ladder and stand at the top. His eyes slowly open and he says, "I was wondering when you were coming over." His finger makes the come here gesture and I slowly get into the pool. The water is cool and my nipples respond. Pert and erect under my shirt. We walk toward each other.

"Where is your wife?" I ask
"Away" he responds and I see his eyes fix on my nipples.

"Where is your husband?" he asks.
"Away" I say. Hoping that he is at least watching through the window.

His eyes are on my nipples.

"Go ahead, I know you want to touch me." I tell him.

His hand moves out of the water and drips wetness all over my puckered nipple as he places his palm on my entire breast. Then he gives my nipple a squeeze and I close my eyes. Another's hand on my breast after over 18 years is strange, titillating and at the same time exciting.

I catch my breath and bring my hand up to trace his red neck barbwire tat. Not as cool as my husband's but I love inked skin.

We barely look at each other as he moves closer. The heat of his body feels amazing in the cold water. His cock presses against my stomach as he moves closer to my body. Wrapping an arm around my back to pull me tighter against him our bodies mold together.

Cold breasts against his wet chest start to warm up. One of his hands is on my waist while the other on a breast.

I move my hand under the water and loosen his trunk string, just enough to reach in. His cock is waiting for me. I notice the tip just under his waist band and I reach in, taking a hand full. My fingers are wrapped around his cock and his breath catches in the back of his throat.

He lifts me and I wrap my legs around his waist. We move toward the ladder. He turns me around and moves my shorts to the side. I grab the ladder with both hands as I feel him rubbing against me. He slides his shorts down and slides easily inside me. His cock feels foreign, different, but it feels so good that I start moving with him.

With one hand on my waist he slowly slides his cock in and out of my pussy. His finger rubs my clit and I feel his mouth on the back of my neck.

We don't speak at all, no moans, no talking, barely a sound other than the water lapping at our naked bodies and the whirring of the pool filter.

His breathing becomes faster and he holds me hard as he cums inside me. I reach down and adjust my shorts, never looking back I walk up the ladder and out of the pool. As I get to my yard I call over my shoulder, "next time it's my turn" and walk back toward my house.

Saturday, August 7, 2010

It's Me, Well Just Parts of Me Anyway

H from Hands In My Pants And Other Lustful Desires mentioned that I should post some pictures of myself...Well H, this may not be what you had in mind but I believe in making them wait/beg/whine/lust/want/fantasize before going full Monty. Besides, as a newbie to this whole adult world of blogs I am not sure if I know what I am doing. I need a little hand holding and cuddling so I know the waters are safe.

So, if anyone reading has any suggestions to coax this newbie into the water, I am open to hear any and all.

Well, I digress, it's just parts of me...but this is me.
Click to make it bigger

Tuesday, August 3, 2010

Can I Get Turned On By Surfing?

In a quest to be brutally honest and candid in the blog world I must admit I am not feeling particularly horny right now. Not feeling well so lets do this together. Let's see if I can find pictures or such right now, to get me in the mood.

Ok..bear with me while I surf in real time "post time" for a moment.

Nope...not quite what I was looking for but fun nonetheless

Oh this is hot! The kiss, the surf, the strong sexy arms, his hand on her waist....nice. is semi hot but seriously, is she getting off on his pant leg? If you have a perfectly good guy available for sex, I don't understand wasting time by leaving a snail trail on his jeans. Pull that shit down and get to sucking bitch.

Well now...hey, hey...if my mailman looked like this, I would max out all my cards ordering crap I don't need online just so he would make a delivery every day....btw...I do mean delivery.

Just watched a little free porn on Porn Hub and believe me, it does the trick.

What have you found to turn you on while online? Feel like sharing?

Sunday, August 1, 2010

Slam Me Sunday - Week 2

I am hopeful that others will join me and tell me how you want it....
Last week I started Slam Me Sunday like this....

Ok, yet another meme!

I don't know if it will last but I want to know how you like it. Do you like it rough, gentle, more than one. How do you want to be slammed? If you are the slammer; how would you give it to me right now?

How do I want it at the moment?

I want to be lying on my stomach while you slip inside me from behind, moving nice and slow....feeling the weight of you on my back.

Something like that only, we would both be laying down flat. Barely any weight support. My legs are firmly together and you slide in between my tight pussy. 

Now, it is your turn. How do you like it? Link back to me so I can find you.

Sexy Saturday - Week 2

So I am a day late on my Sexy Saturday meme.

Come on over and tell me what you find sexy today. Or maybe you just want to post a sexy picture of yourself. Whatever you choose be sure to link up so I can find you, visit and comment.

Hope to see you soon.


Today sexy is

This picture

and this picture


Going completely commando and no one knows but me.

I Bet This Guy Knows How to Eat Pussy!

This guy, not so much!

Saturday, July 31, 2010

Talk Dirty To Me - How To Talk Sexy 101

I would love to learn the art of talking sexy and not feel foolish doing it. In a perfect world I would say more dirty, sexy, talk and less things like:

"Oh yeah baby"
"Fuck me!"
"Oh God!"

So, in my quest to say naughty, sexy things to my husband I researched a bit.

What I found out is:
  • Be brave, all dirty talk is cheesy, so just go for it.
  • Guys don't want you to make them swoon...they want basic, candid, language they can understand. 
  • Describe what you are seeing in detail, "ummm...I'm watching your cock disappear inside my pussy and it looks so hot."
  • Start out with sexy text messages like, "damn baby, you fucked me so good last night."

So, correct me if I'm wrong; Men want to feel like men, they want someone to say things like.
  • I love when you kiss me, especially there.
  • It is amazing to feel your strong arms and hard body on top of me. I love your muscles!
  • Use your mouth on me.
  • It makes me crazy when you do that with your tongue
  • Tell me what you want.
  • Your cock feels so good inside me.
  • Fuck me!

Friday, July 30, 2010

Bite Me Baby

What is it about Vampires that we find so alluring?

sexy vampire =] Pictures, Images and Photos

Is it the white skin?
The sharp sexy fangs?
The changing eyes?
The cold skin?
The eternal life?
The danger?
The fact that they don't need to sleep?

Or, do we all imagine that they are perpetually hard?

After seeing Twilight my girlfriends and I pondered the strength of vampire penis. Was it always erect and ready? Or did blood course through his dick like everyone else? When their lover has their period do they get overly excited? Ummmm.....these are the things woman ponder when their are no men around? Yes, we talk periods and eating pussy.

Here are some of the hottest vamps (male and female) in my book.

BradPitt_Louis1.jpg Pictures, Images and Photos

How about the woman? Stunning? Sultry? Sexy?

Sexy Vampire Pictures, Images and Photos

If I forgot any hot vamps, let me know.