The Good, The Bad and The Horny

Saturday, July 24, 2010

Kinda Like Your Sex Life?

WTIT: The Blog scours those on-line dating sites to respond either ladies’ profiles or often their headlines as most of us would really like to do. (You can play this meme with Judd and click on the official The Dating Profile Meme!).

1. I'm divorced 6 years and have no children, and am looking for someone to play with, be friends with and be open to a somewhat committed relationship. You are a loser!

2. I know this is short and sweet, but you really don't know a person until you talk to them. Huh? I have been talking to the same people for 43 years and I still don't know them.

3. I would love to find someone to grow old with. I have been single for a while now it is is getting very lonely. You are a loser. Get a life! Go on vacation, stop waiting for that one person to help you not be lonely. Stop being such a dick and make a friend!

4. I'm one to give long backrubs, massage your feet, or just sit and listen.  Throw in some oral work and you sounds like my kind of guy.

5. I have been on my own for a little over 5 years and actually enjoying it more than I thought I would. Ok, well good on ya mate. What the hell are you on here for?

6. As a born-again Christian, I have quiet time with the Lord every morning and evening.  Great! Pray for me please.

7. Hi dont have a pic today but will tomorrow. I know there is one on my PC just dont know how to get it to come up.  Poor you! One stinking picture, must be a real looker!

8. For beginners I am committed to a healthy and active life style. I work out regularly and watch what I eat. Great...while on your run, pick up a pepperoni pie would ya? Thanks hun!

9. I believe in giving each other the freedom of space and time apart.  Awesome. See ya tomorrow. I have a date tonight.

10. I am looking for a relationship not just a roll in the hay.  Which means what, you can't afford your Viagra?

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