The Good, The Bad and The Horny

Wednesday, March 16, 2011

Started The Process of Looking for Our Match!

So, the other day my husband and I were having the talk about his birthday wish. We talked and I put the plan in his hands.

I think it is sweet that in his eyes I am sooooo hot that I have men throwing themselves at my feet. This is rarely the case. My days are spent in a little town, waiting for my children to come home from school. Barely any men cross my path and the ones that do are missing teeth, have humongous beer bellies are both. Even if hot, testosterone filled males were to cross my path, I wouldn't even notice. Sad but true.  The only hot thing around here is my husband and a sweet could-get-me-arrested, young kid who does my lawn in the summer. He is total hotness but because he is soooo young my thoughts of him are pure. I would probably feed him milk and cookies in lieu of my breasts on a plate.

We now have a profile on one of those matching sites. It is fun to read his disclaimer about what we are looking for. He said there are so many rules that he doubts anyone will bite. Mostly we are looking for someone to provide a service. We are not looking to be their friend, hear their issues or deal with nonsense.

It is fun to read who has commented or who is "winking" at us.

So, only time will tell. It will take time to pull the weeds and find our bloom but we have been talking for 14 years what's a few months?

6 comments:

  1. Good luck with the search! I'm sure it is at least a bit easier to find a willing guy than it would be to find a woman.

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  2. Thanks Marcus! You would think right? But, I have no game. In my mid 20s I was so confident. Bartending at a go-go bar will do that for you. A couple pounds and two kids later that confidence goes out the window.

    However, I have confidence in my age. No one ever guess it. Most think I am about 36 which takes about 9 years off me. Yeah me!

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  3. You have a big task ahead of you to find someone who can remain emotionally detatched and provide a "service". But I'm preaching to the choir. You've put 14 yrs of thought into it. That's good! As far as game...just be who you are. That's confidence most people don't have.

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  4. Couple friends of mine went down this road. I think it never ends well, you really have to be a strong confident person. As stated above the emotional issues that crop up afterwords always bring skeletons out of the closet.

    Both of my friends are now divorced. One went to marriage counseling and that made it worse. I can tell you horror stories. Oh well I hate to be a downer.

    -Chris

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  5. Jeff,
    Thanks for taking time to comment. 14 years is a long time. I am sometimes unsure if this something that I want for me or for him. It sounds like it could be fun and wish it was easier. If we find the right person things will just work out. We have a load of stipulations and I am very hesitant of allowing someone into our lives. It would just have to be the right fit.

    Chris,
    You are awesome. Thanks for your honestly. I believe it can end well if everyone is in it for the right reason. The only thing that would hold me back would be worrying about the outcome and the fact that we can never it back. We could never lie to ourselves and say we never did it. I love my husband and would do anything for him but allowing someone else into our relationship scares me sometimes. The fear of him, my husband thinking differently of me or no longer loving me is what would scare me.

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