Pieces of Me - Me

It's me well, me behind the mask. Meow!!!! Care to pet this kitty. I do purr....as the hands of my husband cover my mouth more often than not. It's a small house, no need to wake the mice.

Pieces of Me - Just a Boob

It was looking rather perky without a bra on in my tan t-shirt so I just had a grab a quick shot! Not bad considering they are 44 years old.

Tomorrow....the eyes have it.

My Personal Arsenal

I love my toys! I am a big kid and toys are very important to me which is why I am always surprised when one of my girlfriends say they don't have one, never had one, or that their man don't like them.

First, I don't remember ever not having one. I was 15 and using my electric shaver to get off when everyone else in the house was sleeping. I would pull off the razor part, and the little piece that made the razor move was my personal clit toy. I loved it.

Second, if you never had one, you are missing out honey. Every girl needs a toy. If you don't know your own pussy and what makes it purr, you will never really be able to enjoy sex. Plus, what about all those times you are just horny. You need at least one!

Third and the most important one in my eyes. If a man says he doesn't like toys, he is insecure about his abilities to rock your world. And, who the hell cares if HE doesn't like it. It isn't being used on him (unless he wants it) so...fuck that. I will never understand a woman who will not get herself a toy because he man doesn't like it. I think a lot more woman would be willing to have sex if they knew they were going to cum.

I will NEVER, have NEVER, and plan on NEVER faking an orgasm. However, I have only cum from intercourse two times in my life. It's unfortunate, but true. With that said, I love cumming. Seriously who doesn't. Plus, cumming with a cock inside me is one of the best things in my little world. So, thank God my husband and everyone who came before him were man enough to understand, accept, and use the toys that I pull out of my drawer. My husband has no problem with the toys at all.

Want to see my arsenal of toys?

I'll show you. I've never showed anyone else.

Come on, come with me.

Take my hand...let's go into the bedroom....

Right in this drawer, lets take them out...

ahhhh....there they are...

They only one missing is the one in my car just in case. It is just a little rocket type.

So, which one do you want to use on me?

Oh My....And What are you Sporting?

Dirty thoughts abound with the likes of these hotties.

What is it about well built men in jeans with no shirt? I have no idea. Maybe my lusty thoughts started with the Marlboro Man waaayy back in my childhood. I like my men, manly. Plaid shirts, jeans, work boots and musky. No, I'm not saying I like BO. I like the natural clean scent of a MAN! There isn't really a part of me that would be with a woman. Woman are too soft for me as one of my favorite things about a man is the differences in our bodies.

The first thing I notice on a guy is his face. If I find him hot I will take in the whole package, chest, legs, height, etc. However, even if I don't find him hot! I will look at his package anyway. Does he have a bulge? Is his package to the right, left or unseen? If it is unseen that will be the last glance. However, if there is a bulge, I will continue looking.

Knowing that most men, when they talk to you, check out your chest according to my husband, I see nothing wrong with taking a glance. I don't agree with him that all men check out breasts, some are more cool about it than others.

I have polled my friends to see if my interest in bulges is normal, but the last 6 polled say no. They don't notice. Does this make me odd? Am I a freak? Sex addict? No, I think this just makes me very sexual. I seriously want to know what everyone is sporting in their pants. Also, I feel like by looking at a guys face, I can tell what kind of cock he has. It is short, fat, big headed, pink, brown, circumcised?  I think I can tell. Has it been tested yet? No! But, it would be interesting to see how many I could get right.

WOW! Wow! Wow, wonder what this would look like in pants

Although I Think This Chick Needs A Sandwich..........

It's pretty hot!


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It's Not Going to Lick Itself!

Wish that was me being pleasured!

Ask Me Anything Questions Answered

For my Ask Me Anything Section, the questions this week was asked by H of Hands in My Pants and Other Lustful Desires .

Thanks H, for taking the time to write. I appreciate it.

Well, lets begin shall we.

1. What is the raunchiest sexual thing you ever had done to you?

Not sure if this constitutes raunchy in everyone else's book but for me it was nasty and I still remember it vividly. The first guy I ever lived with (I've lived with 3 boyfriends) decided to do some food play one day. We used chocolate syrup, whipped cream on each other and licked it off. It was fun but a little sticky and messy for me. All was good until he decided he was going to fuck me with a peeled banana. It was interesting at first and he was really into it pushing this thing in and out of me. Have you ever seen what happens to bananas when you push them down with a fork? Well, the banana became mushy, almost liquefied and I spent the next few minutes pushing out baby food. This was not cool and I never wanted to play with food again. The only thing that would have made this worth it, would have been if he had sucked the banana out himself!

2. What is the raunchiest thing you ever did to another?

Funny H. I guess it would have been the time I was dating this guy Dave! I was still living but not with anymore the guy from question 1. I had moved out of the bedroom and was sleeping in my own bedroom and we had agreed that we would not bring anyone to the apartment until one of us moved out.  He was still living home which meant we spent a lot of time having sex in cars. There was something about this guy that was so unbelievably hot to me. Maybe it was because we had to find creative ways to spend alone time together or maybe it was the tattoos and big, hard cock! No idea but I found him super hot. One night we headed to Hoboken to hang out at a bar. Afterward we headed to the train station having left his car home that evening since it was one stop on the train and hard to find parking. I knew that we wouldn't be able to have sex that night and like I said, I was hot for him so when we were walking to the train station, I grabbed him and lead him away from the stairs. We ended up behind some factory. When we found a semi secluded area I unbuttoned his pants and found him already hard. I leaned down and put my mouth on his cock. His back was up against a car and I sucked him until he was about to come. Then I pulled my skirt up and backed up onto his ready cock. With my hands wrapped around my ankles, he thrust into me. Eventually he put a condom on and I grabbed hold of the front of the car to get fucked. I felt him enter me and explode. Just as he finished coming a flashlight turned on and we heard "hey". Two cops walked up to us and I swore we were about to be arrested. One cop put his hand on my guys shoulder and told us to have a great night! Awesome cops thank God!

3. What sexual fantasy do you have that you never told anyone. 

None! My husband has heard my fantasy. I want to be a warden in a mens prison and take a random prisoner through his cell bars every night. Have them eat my pussy and fuck me through the bars while my guards stand guard making sure I'm not attacked. Of course in my fantasy the guys are all hot, muscular, well endowed and as Queensryche says, "their only crime was being in the wrong place at the wrong time".

4. Name one thing that you would never do sexually? 

I hate to use the word never because well, you just never know. Ha I used it damn it. Well, I would never have sex with an animal unless he was two legged (haha If you are going to have sex with me, please be an animal). Also, no yellow showers vomit or anything to do with shit ( I don't judge, it might be good for you, but it's a no no with me)! Well, that is about it! Everything else is a go depending on the circumstances.  I believe in the right situation, depending on the tide and the alignment of the planets anything can happen.

So now I have a question for you. What is something you wish someone would do to/for you?